{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?","punchline":"Inheritance.","id":371}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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